Kim Jong Un

(TOP SECRET) Kim Jong Fluffykins Bob Lavernious George Alexander Ding-Dong Un III(Also known as God,The Un and Only,or Joshie)Is the Supreme Leader of Best Korea.He is about 50 tons heavy and is a fan of My Little Pony,Dora and Ciley Myrus.He likes love,tolerance and the destruction of all capitalist pigdogs and educated people in the world cuz why not.He is secretly Joshie.

Backstory: As everyone knows,Kim was never really born.He descended from the sky and was carried by a dove around the world.He flew around the world until he landed in North Korea.He saw millions of starving children,poor people,prisoners and no McDonalds.He thought"I need to change that,well the part about the no McDonalds at least.So he fell into the hands of the Supreme Leader Kim Jong Il(He was pretty sick)who decided to raise him to one day become the hot-dog eating champion of the world!(Oh,wait,I forgot something...erm...oh yeah he wanted Un to be the king of the world.Whatever,Isn't as cool as eating hot dogs)He learned how to ride a Pegasus when he was 2,Wrestle a shark when he was 3,and t-work when he was still 3(LOL).After all this,he still lives in his father's basement at age 37322336727322505.His mother was a great man...er...woman named Ciley Myrus.He has 3 (UN)cles(Haha very funny)Uncle Harry Armpits,Uncle Ug Lee and Uncle JB.When he finaly grew up and his father was fed to hungry dogs by a madman you might know as Broccoli Oba-I'm-Your-Mama.Kim wanted revenge.He outlawed every food in North Korea (and his citizens do not starve due to the power of Kim)and nuked Greenland.He then went on to nuke D.C,Berlin,Rome,Peking,Shanghai,London,Sydney,MogadishuChicago,Afghanistan,Kazazhstan,Tajikstan,Uzbekistan,Kygryzstan,Pakistan,LOListan,Wutisthisistan,Cairo,Istanbul,Vienna,Seoul,Hanoi,Brasilla,Moscow,Mospig,Moschicken,Delhi and Your undies.